Oh, Solana, our eccentric friend in the world of blockchains, has decided to play a rather daring game of financial juggling. 🤹♂️💰 They’re slicing a staggering 22.3 million SOL ($2.9 billion) from their emissions over six years-because who needs money when you can have chaos?
This harebrained scheme would rocket the blockchain into a «low-inflation wonderland,» where validators might just faint from the thrill (or the math). 🤯
Solana’s Supply-Squeezing Scheme Risks Making 50 Validators Cry Over Coins 😢
The proposal, affectionately named SIMD-0411, suggests doubling the annual disinflation rate from 15% to 30%. «It’s like telling a sleepy sloth to sprint!» declared the authors, who also happen to be experts in counting beans and wearing top hats. 🎩
«This change is so simple, even a goldfish could handle it. No bugs, no errors-just a sprinkle of magic dust on the code,» they claimed, probably while sipping tea from a teacup labeled «Blockchain Wizardry.»
If this passes, Solana’s «terminal inflation» target of 1.5% will arrive in 2029-three years earlier than originally scheduled. Because why plan for 2032 when you can panic in 2029? 🚀
Supporters argue the current emissions are a «leaky bucket,» spilling coins like a toddler with a soda bottle. By tightening supply, Solana hopes to join Bitcoin and Ethereum in their «scarcity club,» where members pay dues in existential dread and crypto profits. 🤝
«Our models predict a 3.2% smaller total supply-22.3 million SOL less than before. At today’s prices, that’s $2.9 billion in vanished money! Excessive emissions are like a greedy uncle at a family reunion: always ruining the vibe.»
Beyond price support, Solana plans to overhaul DeFi incentives. Because nothing says «fun» like turning your validator into a high-stakes game of Russian roulette. 🎰
High inflation is now being compared to «high interest rates in traditional finance»-a fancy way of saying, «We’re making staking yields drop from 6.41% to 2.42% by year three. Good luck, have fun, don’t cry!» 😭
But this «hard money» pivot is as risky as a clown on a tightrope. Validator margins might start to feel like a circus elephant on a diet-squashed, but still somehow expected to juggle flaming torches. 🐘🔥
Up to 47 validators could become unprofitable in three years. The authors call this «minimal churn,» which is just a polite way of saying «we’re fine if half your validators quit and take up knitting.» 🧶
Still, it raises the question: Will Solana consolidate into a «Big Blockchain» oligarchy? Only time will tell if this is the dawn of a new era-or the beginning of a long, sad goodbye. 🌅😢
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2025-11-22 18:54