oh, qué delicioso Twist! Morgan Stanley, ese banco anticuado con más trajes que una convención de payasos, finalmente ha decidido dejar que sus clientes jueguen con criptomonedas en el comercio E*. ¡Pero esperar, no te emocione demasiado! No es hasta 2026, que es básicamente el equivalente financiero de esperar a que su sopa se enfríe. 😂
Wall Street, that grand hall of dusty money wizards, has been as committed to crypto as a cat to a bath. But now, Morgan Stanley is throwing its hat into the ring, partnering with a digital asset «wizard» named Zerohash. Let’s just hope they don’t turn our savings into digital confetti. 🎉
Morgan Stanley’s «Big Move»: Trading Crypto Like It’s 2020 Again 🤯
On September 23, Morgan Stanley whispered rumors that it would team up with Zerohash to let E*Trade clients trade Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana. Because nothing says «innovation» like launching in 2026-just in time for the next crypto crash! 🚀
Under this grand plan, E*Trade customers can now trade their favorite digital toys in one dashboard. Because nothing says «trust us with your life savings» like combining crypto with traditional assets. Just don’t forget to bring an umbrella-volatility rains hard. ☔
«Clients want everything in one place,» said Jed Finn, the man who probably still uses a rotary phone. «Crypto is no longer an exception.» Well, unless the exception is common sense. 😏
Jed also mentioned this is just the next step after their earlier experiments with Bitcoin funds. Oh, how thrilling! From Bitcoin to tokenized real estate, it’s like a financial theme park. 🎢
Zerohash, the $1 billion startup with a name that sounds like a hashtag, will handle custody and settlement. Because nothing says «security» like trusting a company that’s basically a fintech toddler. 🍼
Meanwhile, other brokers like Robinhood are already making bank off crypto, while Schwab and Interactive Brokers are playing catch-up. Morgan Stanley is just… late to the party. 🎉
Tokenization: The Magic Wand That Might Turn Your Portfolio into Gold 🪄
Morgan Stanley hinted at future wallet services that could hold tokenized bonds, equities, and real estate. Because nothing says «stability» like turning your house into a blockchain collectible. 🏠➡️📦
«Tokenized cash pays interest instantly,» said Jed. «The rest will follow!» Oh, how efficient! Just don’t let the tokens follow you home and demand rent. 💰
If this works, Morgan Stanley might just become the first bank to own a crypto unicorn… and maybe a few actual unicorns too. 🦄
Crypto markets are as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane, but with $3.9 trillion on the table, even banks are forced to play. By 2026, E*Trade will be a crypto circus-and we’re all clowns. 🤡
Shares Rise: Because Hope is the Best Medicine 💊
Since Trump took office, Morgan Stanley has been the most «proactive» bank in crypto. Which is code for «we’re scared of being left behind.» 🙌
On the day of the announcement, shares jumped 1.93% before retreating like a shy lover. Year-to-date, they’ve gained 27.8%-probably from investors betting on the next crypto crash. 🎲
- JUP PRONOSTICO. JUP criptomoneda
- EUR RUB PRONOSTICO
- BNB PRONOSTICO. BNB criptomoneda
- LTC PRONOSTICO. LTC criptomoneda
- Regulaciones de Hong Kong Stablecoin, negaciones de pingüinos en ruinas y más
- BTC PRONOSTICO. BTC criptomoneda
- USD JPY PRONOSTICO
- ETH PRONOSTICO. ETH criptomoneda
- DOT PRONOSTICO. DOT criptomoneda
- USD CLP PRONOSTICO
2025-09-24 04:12